DTRA major wears his uniform for the first time in five years
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After North Pole moves, NORAD assures Eric Trump it can still track Santa
B-52 crew relieved for drawing self portraits
ISIS unfollows STRATCOM on Twitter after offensive New Year’s tweet
Touching! This charity helps dying retirees make one last visit to the commissary
North Pole warns of pilot shortage as reindeer leave for commercial sleighlines
Camp Lejeune residents invoiced for any superpowers developed after water poisoning
Afraid of talking on radio, Millennials Snapchat for fire
Marine Corps to reduce infantryman’s load by recruiting fewer wussies
Marines with no combat experience haze Marines with equal amount of combat experience
Typo causes Coast Guard to spend millions of dollars guarding nation’s coats
Coast Guard tells families to “sell your organs, start hooking” to help cope with government shutdown
Coast Guard helicopter totally forgot why it came out here in the first place
Whale gives Coast Guard cutter ‘the fin’ after being cut off
Coast Guard begins reselling seized cocaine amid government shutdown
NEW YORK — Army veteran Jason Marshall was upset by his inability to bring up his military service during a first date with a local barista at...
