KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – In a move sure to go unnoticed by basically everyone, U.S. Army Gen. John Indifference took the reins of NATO’s International Security Assistance Force from Marine Corps Gen.
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Saying this briefing he’s sitting through would be a “real drag” if not for the iced caramel macchiato in front of him, Maj. Gen. Thad Simon reports he’s actually ha
ORLANDO, FL — In a rare move, U.S. combatant commands across the globe called for “cease fire” Friday, after the National Air and Space Administration (NASA) announced the Hubble had ide
CAMP STONE, AFGHANISTAN — American soldiers are engaged in a massive search for a hot new Italian chick after she was first spotted in the Camp Stone Chow Tent line late Sunday night. The incident h
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – With tensions in the Middle East rising over Iran’s nuclear program and the Syrian civil war, the United States and NATO began their largest annual joint-exercise this week, O
SAN DIEGO, CA – Marine Corps officials are confirming that at least one Marine fell asleep in his barracks room last night with his fingers still rested on the control and ‘R’ keys,
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – Last night at 2140 Afghan local time, outgoing ISAF Joint Command (IJC) leader Lt. Gen. Curtis Scapparotti announced to assembled press and senior military officials that th
FOB APACHE, AFGHANISTAN – NATO reported that around 1830 local time in Zabul Province, an Afghan Army soldier walked into a crowded chow hall and opened fire on U.S. troops inside. Major Phil