Zip-tied Somali pirates bet on how many SEAL memoirs they’ll be in
MOGADISHU, Somalia — Four zip-tied Somali nationals placed bets on how many Navy SEAL memoirs they would be featured in, according to three SEAL memoirs...
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Dan Crenshaw stabs Pete Davidson in the eye, or whatever
In celebration of winning the Texas 2nd District congressional seat, former Navy SEAL Dan Crenshaw stabbed comedian Pete Davidson in the eye today, which is...
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Trump deploys National Guard to New York border to block Pete Davidson jokes
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Members of the 444th Mobile Public Affairs Detachment (MPAD), 63rd Army Band, and Family Readiness Program deployed to Manhattan in support of Operation...
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Navy SEALs no longer allowed to wear blackface
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Special operators will no longer be allowed to wear black face paint after biting criticism from activist groups, sources confirmed today. The...
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High-value target disappointed to be raided by Rangers instead of Navy SEALs
AFGHANISTAN — Taliban operative and avid Navy SEAL fan Mansour Aminullah says he was disappointed when a raid on his house was conducted by “some...
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Sailor too thin to make Chief
WASHINGTON — Petty Officer 1st Class Kate O’Toole’s naval career hopes were dashed when the chief selection list came out last month, and her name...
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PETA protests testing of hair products on SEALs
WASHINGTON — Animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has called for a halt to SEAL training after allegations of illegal hair product testing on...
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OMG! A Navy SEAL’s Tips For Throwing The Perfect Bridal Shower
Duffel Blog sits down with Navy SEAL and part-time wedding planner, Matt Sharpe, for the inside scoop on planning a shower like an operator. “So,...
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US Navy Adds Intense Creative Writing Course To SEAL Training
THE PENTAGON — Navy officials announced the extension of Navy SEAL training by one week, adding a grueling 40 hours of creative writing classes to...
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Top 13 Jobs Navy SEALs Take After Service
Navy SEALs are among the best of the best of today’s military, but many move on to bigger and better things beyond having ripped abs...
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Navy SEALs Find Jesus
JERUSALEM – In a recent boost for Middle Eastern peace efforts, the Defense Department confirmed that a raid by Navy SEALs in the West Bank had killed...
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SEALs, Large Great Dane Solve Mystery Of The Phantom Oil Tanker
CYPRUS – A team of Navy SEALs and their large Great Dane have successfully solved the mystery of the phantom oil tanker, according to a spokesman...
