Santa Mistaken for Passenger Jet, Shot Down Over Ukraine
KIEV, Ukraine — Ukrainian officials have begun sifting through the wreckage of Santa’s sleigh, after it was apparently shot down shortly before midnight local time, sources told...
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NORAD ‘Santa Tracker’ Accidentally Reveals US Nuclear Targets
PETERSON AFB, CO — North American Aerospace Defense Command is furiously denying allegations the organization’s holiday tradition of tracking Santa Claus’ path on Christmas Eve...
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NORAD Spends $231 Billion Tracking Santa Claus
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Many know the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) tracks Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. Few know how much it costs...
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F-22 Scores First Combat Kill Against Eight-Engined Red Aircraft
JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, AK – Captain Gary Rinch of the 622nd Fighter Wing can lay claim to the first combat kill with an F-22 fighter...
