Tag: NORAD

General walks length of headquarters hallway without once being asked a question

On July 13, 2017

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Gen. Lori J. Robinson, commander of the North American Aerospace Defense Command and U.S. Northern Command (NORTHCOM), was disappointed yesterday when she walked the length of the hallway outside her office without once being asked for guidance, sources confirmed. In the 20 minutes spent in the hallway, Robinson reportedly gazed at […]

Santa Mistaken for Passenger Jet, Shot Down Over Ukraine

By Dirk Diggler

On December 24, 2014

KIEV, Ukraine — Ukrainian officials have begun sifting through the wreckage of Santa’s sleigh, after it was apparently shot down shortly before midnight local time, sources told Duffel Blog.

NORAD ‘Santa Tracker’ Accidentally Reveals US Nuclear Targets

By Dirty

On December 26, 2013

PETERSON AFB, CO — North American Aerospace Defense Command is furiously denying allegations the organization’s holiday tradition of tracking Santa Claus’ path on Christmas Eve led to th

NORAD Spends $231 Billion Tracking Santa Claus

By Drew Ferrol

On December 23, 2013

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO — Many know the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) tracks Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve. Few know how much it costs the American taxpayer. The Government Accountability Office (GAO) puts the cost of tracking Santa at $231 billion this year, a ten percent increase from 2012. The costs began to accrue […]

F-22 Scores First Combat Kill Against Eight-Engined Red Aircraft

By Jay

On December 25, 2012

JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, AK – Captain Gary Rinch of the 622nd Fighter Wing can lay claim to the first combat kill with an F-22 fighter after shooting down what he described as “an