Kim Jong-un lashes out at Trump for getting Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ stuck in his head
PYONGYANG — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un lashed out at President Donald Trump on Saturday, criticizing the president for getting the 1972 Elton John song...
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Army planners solve Korea tensions with proposal to move Seoul 300 miles south
SEOUL — American military planners in South Korea have developed a solution to avoid civilian casualties in the event of a war with North Korea,...
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Trump refuses to rule out ‘start a military apparel company’ option
WASHINGTON — After boasting on Twitter last week that he would not rule out a “military option” in both Venezuela and North Korea, President Donald...
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Pentagon deploys Mattis to Korean DMZ in massive show of force
KOREAN DE-MILITARIZED ZONE — The Pentagon has deployed Defense Secretary Jim Mattis to the Korean de-militarized zone for a massive show of force against Pyongyang,...
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North Korea executes, trains new rocket scientists
PYONGYANG — North Korean plans to train a new crop of rocket scientists soon after it executes its current cadre following its next failed ballistic...
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North Korea agrees to trade away nuclear weapons for Krispy Kreme franchise
PYONGYANG — In a breakthrough negotiation amid escalating tensions on the Korean peninsula, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has agreed to trade away all his nuclear...
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VA Outsources Call Centers To North Korea
WASHINGTON — Due to reports of excessive wait times and crisis calls being sent to voicemail, VA officials announced they are outsourcing all of their...
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North Korean Hackers Upload Pornography To Sergeant Major’s Work Computer
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — A network security specialist conducting an inspection of Command Sgt. Maj. Gregory York’s office computer has uncovered 84 pieces of malware...
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Coup D’état: Dennis Rodman Takes Over North Korea In Violent Overthrow
PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been deposed in a violent overthrow led by Dennis Rodman, the former NBA basketball star who had been...
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President Obama Calls Group Intervention To Stem Vladimir Putin’s Crimea Addiction
WASHINGTON — As Russian President Vladamir Putin sends troops to seize military bases and civil institutions in the Crimea area of Ukraine, U.S. President Barack...
