Tag: POG

Meet the POG who is going to be your boss in the civilian world

On June 10, 2017

RAF LAKENHEATH, UK — You may not realize it, but Airman 1st Class Harold Margason is going to be your boss in the civilian world someday. Unbeknownst to the two of you, your lives are destined to become closely intertwined in several years’ time, when you find yourself working as a security guard/janitor at the […]

First Marine Infantrywoman: ‘POGs are pussies’

By Cat Astronaut

On June 29, 2016

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — Pfc. Eva Slaughter recently became the first female Marine to be awarded the infantry military occupational specialty (MOS) following the decision to open all Marine Corps jobs

Report: Fucking asshole packing his guitar for upcoming training exercise

By Jack S. McQuack

On June 17, 2016

FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — Soldiers in the 129th Combat Sustainment Support Battalion stared on in disbelief last month after watching some fucking asshole pack a guitar for an upcoming Joint Readiness Tr

Food Service POG suggests women are useless in the military

By Lee Ho Fuk

On April 9, 2016

A Marine who served as a chef to Marine Commandant Gen. Robert Neller recently elaborated on his remarks after being eliminated on a recent episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” Sgt. Frank Cala doubled down on his statements claiming that female Marines were too dramatic and cannot physically endure the hardships imposed on male Food Service Specialists in […]

Deployed Airman Struggles To Balance Work With Education, Relaxation Time

By The Shammer

On October 21, 2015

SOUTHWEST ASIA — A young airman deployed to an undisclosed location in Southwest Asia for Third Country National (TCN) escort duty is wondering how he will balance his exhausting eight-hour workda

Marine Comes Out To Father As POG

By Kate C

On April 28, 2015

BRYAN, Texas — Highly decorated military veteran Douglas Martin got the shock of a lifetime Sunday when his son, Lance Cpl. Shane Martin, came out of the closet as a POG. Lance Cpl. Martin, curren

Grunt-Turned-POG Insults POG-Turned-Grunt

By G-Had

On December 6, 2013

OP OMAR – Company-level staff at Kilo Company confirmed today that a Grunt-Turned-POG had gone off on another rant about how much he hates POGs. According to eyewitnesses, Lance Corporal Bruno Walz spent the better part of his 2200-0600 shift in the Combat Operations Center eating the contents of care packages and complaining about how […]

Supply Chief Has Complete Conversation With Grunt Without Understanding Single Word

By Rob

On December 6, 2012

OKINAWA, JAPAN – Supply Company Gunnery Sergeant Dan Williams confirmed today that despite a wide range of accomplishments and experiences in the Corps, he had absolutely no idea what an infantr

POG’s Isolated Lifestyle, Wood Chopping, Brings Little Chance of CIA Mission

By Tony

On June 17, 2012

FAIRBANKS, AK — Leaving active duty can be a difficult transition for some soldiers, but Specialist Chris Tanner has a plan for his future. He’s taken to a rather lonesome and rough lifestyle

Delusional Intelligence Analyst Briefs Plan To Repel Invasion Of Westeros

By Tony

On May 29, 2012

FORT HUACHUCA, AZ — Military intelligence analysts train for years — honing their skills, plotting over maps, and studying reference sources. But one analyst of the 309th Military Intelligence Battalion has recently blended his real-world military training with his fascination of the HBO series “Game of Thrones.” While it may seem surreal, it was nothing short of […]