Report: Fucking asshole packing his guitar for upcoming training exercise
FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — Soldiers in the 129th Combat Sustainment Support Battalion stared on in disbelief last month after watching some fucking asshole pack a...
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Food Service POG suggests women are useless in the military
A Marine who served as a chef to Marine Commandant Gen. Robert Neller recently elaborated on his remarks after being eliminated on a recent episode of...
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Deployed Airman Struggles To Balance Work With Education, Relaxation Time
SOUTHWEST ASIA — A young airman deployed to an undisclosed location in Southwest Asia for Third Country National (TCN) escort duty is wondering how he will balance...
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Marine Comes Out To Father As POG
BRYAN, Texas — Highly decorated military veteran Douglas Martin got the shock of a lifetime Sunday when his son, Lance Cpl. Shane Martin, came out of the...
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Grunt-Turned-POG Insults POG-Turned-Grunt
OP OMAR – Company-level staff at Kilo Company confirmed today that a Grunt-Turned-POG had gone off on another rant about how much he hates POGs....
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Supply Chief Has Complete Conversation With Grunt Without Understanding Single Word
OKINAWA, JAPAN – Supply Company Gunnery Sergeant Dan Williams confirmed today that despite a wide range of accomplishments and experiences in the Corps, he had...
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POG’s Isolated Lifestyle, Wood Chopping, Brings Little Chance of CIA Mission
FAIRBANKS, AK — Leaving active duty can be a difficult transition for some soldiers, but Specialist Chris Tanner has a plan for his future. He’s...
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Delusional Intelligence Analyst Briefs Plan To Repel Invasion Of Westeros
FORT HUACHUCA, AZ — Military intelligence analysts train for years — honing their skills, plotting over maps, and studying reference sources. But one analyst of the 309th...
