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MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today. There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting. “I […]
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CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — Multiple sources confirmed that Marine Cpl. Ryan Biggs — with a previously unblemished five year Marine Corps career and a large tattoo on his back reading “Death Before Dishonor” — is now a total hypocrite after he committed a dishonorable offense earlier this week. Biggs, previously assigned to Task Force Belleau Wood, previously boasted of a […]
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CAMP LEJEUNE, NC — “Take me to the brig!” Chesty Puller once demanded during an inspection, “I want to see the real Marines.” Aboard Camp Lejeune, Marines seek to keep that spirit alive in the 21st century with Lance Corporals Course, a professional military education program designed to teach newly-promoted Lance Corporals the fine arts […]
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