Navy announces newest occupational specialty: ‘meat gazer’
WASHINGTON — The Navy announced today the creation of a new career track to help with its large urinalysis test backlog: meat gazer. The new Navy...
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Army Recognizes Dedicated Soldier As Meat Gazer Of The Year
JOINT BASE MYER-HENDERSON HALL, Va. — Sgt. Maj. of the Army Daniel A. Dailey recognized Sgt. James McBray of 1st Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, as the...
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Despite Switching Urine Samples, Soldier Still Tests Positive For Drugs
FORT CARSON, Colo. — Spc. Sam DeLoach has been charged with thirty-two counts of illegal possession and use of controlled narcotics, but has asked a military judge...
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There’s A Piss Test This Morning
YOUR ROOM — Your buddy, Private First Class William Jenkins, is frantically pounding on your door, yelling something about a piss test first thing this morning....
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Drug Incidents, Morale Skyrockets After Army Halts Urinalysis Due To Government Shutdown
THE PENTAGON — A Sergeant Major was found unconscious in a Washington brothel Sunday morning, after an all-night marathon session of sex with multiple prostitutes,...
