WASHINGTON, D.C. — Under increasing fire after the disastrous launch of HealthCare.gov, the Obama administration announced Monday it would call upon the best technicians in the...
Soldiers patrolling in Flint, Michigan, or Mosul, Iraq, or Kabul, Afghanistan. We’re not totally sure. THE PENTAGON — Troops headed overseas will soon be offered the...
WASHINGTON DC – Despite heavy violence in the Middle East and budget shortfalls at home, the Pentagon announced today that it is pressing forward with a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the ongoing shutdown and yesterday’s shooting near Capitol Hill, the U.S. government has apparently still found time to send out an internal...
WASHINGTON, DC – With the books closing on fiscal year 2013, Pentagon sources confirmed that Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel blew the remainder of the defense budget...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources confirm that the solution to the chemical weapons crisis in Syria came as a result of an all-night bender attended by Secretary...
WASHINGTON, DC – Insisting his administration has been exceptionally clear on standards of conduct for state dinners and public events, President Barack Obama says he is...
The following is an opinion piece by General Martin E. Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. As our nation stands on the brink of...
THE PENTAGON — Ahead of an October 1st publishing, details have been leaked of the Army’s new policy to prevent sexual assault within the ranks. The military...
WASHINGTON D.C. — Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel is preparing for a whirlwind of travel across the U.S. this week, to include stops at military bases, strip...
WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm...
THE PENTAGON – A Pentagon-ordered inspection for inappropriate material in the workplace has turned up thousands of items of women’s underwear throughout the military, shocked sources...
ORLANDO, FL — In a rare move, U.S. combatant commands across the globe called for “cease fire” Friday, after the National Air and Space Administration (NASA)...
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC – “We’re entering the summer months, and you know what that means: nice weather, beach parties, cooking out. And a more than 40%...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Forget about getting busted for cocaine, weed, or ecstasy — the Department of Defense can now tell if you don’t give a fuck....
