Taliban Reprimands Suicide Bomber For Posing In Photos With US Troops B June 15, 2012 OPFOR 8 Comments JALALABAD, AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban issued a fiery statement of condemnation today after one of their suicide bombers was caught allegedly posing in photos with American soldiers. The photos, which were released to the Los Angeles Times, show American soldiers with the bomber — even extending his middle finger to the camera, and in other poses which Taliban officials have called “shameful.” Haqme’d Al-Salah, a spokesman for Taliban Regional Command North (TRCN) was extremely disappointed with the bomber’s actions. “We would like to take a moment to absolutely, 100% condemn what Makfar did. Allowing his body to be photographed in such a state is an absolute shame and violation of human rights,” said Al-Saleh. “No Taliban soldier is authorized to let his dead body be photographed with Americans.” The U.S. Army is continuing to investigate the incident and were equally upset over the affair. “This is a clear violation of Army standards and these soldiers will receive appropriate punishment,” said Army spokesman Maj. Gregory Alder. Despite the investigation and assurances from the Army, the Taliban have continued to express their outrage and have refused any apologies. “We just want the people of Afghanistan to know that what Makfar did is not in keeping with the Taliban values. And by what he did, we only mean the photos.” Ahib Qufar, a local Afghan farmer who lost two sons in the suicide bomber’s attack, was broken up and emotional. “It is so absolutely disgusting and incomprehensible what this man did. Allowing his dead body to be posed with — It’s a shame! For crying out loud, taking pictures with Americans after he was dead? What was he thinking? I don’t think this country will ever recover from something like this, it’s horrific.” Short URL: http://duffelblog.com/uh3RT Bill Kenny says: June 12, 2014 at 11:28 AM I was surprised Sean Hannity never picked up this ‘scoop’ and ran with it. Tanya Huneycutt says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM Hilarious La Chriseja Elisaga says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM Rotflmmfao!!!! Lululululuboom!! Kaylen Thorpe says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM Fuck the Taliban and fuck these stupid military regulations. We should photograph the terrorists’ remains and make leaflets out of them, and chop the fucker’s head off and drop it over his village. Thank god they are as stupid as they are. Colin Page says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM Oh ok, you can go kill our people with a damn bomb on your chest and then you get mad when we piss on his corpse? Screw that, burn them all. Jason D Sousley says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM Upon recognition of this shame Allah rejected his alocation of 72 virgins and he will instead recieve 72 versions of Fleece Johnson the Booty Warrior. Glenn Slaughter says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM The best part of this website is the commentators who don’t know it’s satire, or what the word even means. Michael Mario Hoffmann says: February 26, 2014 at 12:57 AM So they are pissed at the soldier for posing while he’s dead? I mean, I would to! You need to control your what other people do to your body when you’re dead! This is hilarious….