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SAN DIEGO, CA — Navy health officials say the person behind a health crisis that has resulted in thousands of sick sailors, weeks of lost working hours, and over $3 million in medical expenses is a Chula Vista mother of four, high school dropout, and Del Taco employee.
Navy brass is now scrambling to keep sailors away from bar hog Tiffany McCarthey, 24, a carrier of drug-resistant gonorrhea that has spread to sailors all throughout the fleet.
“It’s all been a fucking wild ride,” McCarthey said. “I feel like a celebrity. In the last month, I got free health care by the military, my picture’s been passed around all over base, and now I’m gonna be in the newspaper.”
McCarthey said the attention is especially gratifying considering that her stepfather once said “she’d never amount to nothing.”
Earlier this year, sailors began contracting gonorrhea that was resistant to drugs, even Suprax, the “last line of defense” that doctors typically use when all other antibiotics fail. By the 15th of last month, over 8000 sailors have fallen ill.
Captain Wayne Harangozo, a Navy epidemiologist at Walter Reed Medical Center, began a frantic health investigation.
“I knew this was serious right way,” Harangozo said. “The Navy is no stranger to gonorrhea. It does, after all, make port calls in Phuket. But this was different.”
Harangozo flew out to Navy bases around the world, struggling to find out what could be causing this epidemic.
After weeks of dead ends, Harangozo finally had his “Eureka!” moment.
“The first batch of sick sailors had spent time at the Trophy Lounge,” Harangozo said, referring to a bar in National City, Calif., not far from Naval Base San Diego. “And they all mentioned the same girl by name.”
Harangozo drove down to the Trophy Lounge and asked the bartender for someone named “Tiff.” The bartender pointed to McCarthey down at the end of the bar, drinking a beer alone and scanning the room. Years of weight gain had stretched and distorted her lower back tattoo, which was peeking out beneath her midriff shirt.
When Harangozo walked up to McCarthey, a regular at Trophy Lounge for years, she asked him, “What rank are you?”
“I just want to talk,” Harangozo replied.
“Oh, a romantic type,” she said.
Harangozo cleared up the misunderstanding and took McCarthey to be examined. The diagnosis: super gonorrhea.
“Tiff’s all right,” said Machinist’s Mate First Class Brian Salmon. “Some girls you take home to Mama. Some girls you take to your car in the parking lot and when you’re done tell ’em you’re going to Denny’s now, so she needs to get out of your car.”
“Tiff’s that second type of girl,” Salmon said.
Harangozo estimated that McCarthey has slept with over 70 sailors since the start of the year, a figure McCarthey finds insultingly low.
“Try 700, asshole,” McCarthey said. “It’s like that doctor thinks I can’t get guys or something, like he’s better than me or something.”
Naval Base San Diego officials have added McCarthey’s vagina to the list of locations that are off-limits for sailors, a measure that Harangozo fears is too little, too late.
“Unfortunately, everything I know about sailors tells me that they will still be having sex with this woman and putting themselves and the Navy at risk,” Harangozo said.
“Hopefully,” he added, “they remember to wear a condom. Or a Hazmat suit.”
SOMCLMMFAO (sitting on my couch laughing my mother-fucking ass off!)
Your satire is getting pretty close to reality lately… I think I knew this one’s mentor when I was in high school in SD, many eons ago….
I thought I was the “only one”!
…or her cousin-sally rottencrotch-the pride of the san diego fleet………………..
That’s Mary Jane Rottencrotch,fool!!!!!
and according to Gunny Highway “with her perty (or pearly) pink panties . . .” ahem . . .
I’ll beat your ass if you tell ’em where you got it, Tiff!!
Reminds me of a gal we all knew back in the day….”Grooodie” Mc Groudy,she wore a full length mink coat and four inch stilletto heels and nuthin on underneath….She was the USMC “Hostest with the Mostest” All thoes jarheads had to get a silver bullett after their visit with her….
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I wrote a story on my blog about the Trophy Loung… that’s too funny! Sound ‘A’ Typical of the ol’ Lounge that’s been around for probably thirty years or more!
Challenge accepted!
Sounds like the Motor T section for 9th Comm after a trip to Korea. The majority of them hit up the same girl in the village. On the way back to Okinawa on the USS Frederick, they were lined up to see the Corpman. Someone needs to do a story on the “Better you than me” trophy that was given at Fort Huachuka. You went out and found the biggest and ugliest girl and brought her back to the bar. Then the guys would excuse themselves. On the table was a brown bag. Curiosity would eventually get the best of… Read more »
in the words of Gunny Highway . . . “and then there was this dusky gal . . .” Yep – there’s stuff out there that Ajax won’t wipe off and that swims in megacef and cefakill – in a word NASTY!
Good story for her to tell her kids when they grow up. Show them the articles and everything. They will be proud of mom.
add to this the ‘guidance from the “Regimental Sergeant Major” as seen in “Galipoli” sic – “Before I realsea you apes on the local inhabitants, who no doubt to thier unending satisfaction look nothing like you, I need to warn you about the local liquor – WHICH IS POISONOUS – the local eggs – WHICH CAN ONLY BE GRADED BY THIER ANTIQUITY – and – for those of you seeking a little HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT – those proverbial few monents of pleasure are very likely to leave you with a legacy that is (a) EXTREMELY PAINFUL, (b) DIFFICULT TO CURE, and… Read more »
AHAHAHAHAAA!
Wow, somebody needs to go to Sunday school…or at least health class.
Ah yes, the Trophy lounge lol.
This is a good one!
Did she work at the Black Angus before moving to San Diego?
Did she work at the Black Angus before moving to San Diego?
Oh my God, there are so many classic lines from this article. My favorite “Naval Base San Diego officials have added McCarthey’s vagina to the list of locations that are off-limits for sailors”.
Oh my God, there are so many classic lines from this article. My favorite “Naval Base San Diego officials have added McCarthey’s vagina to the list of locations that are off-limits for sailors”.
I could so see this happening. that’s what I love about the way he authors write their stories. excellent keep up the good reporting.
I could so see this happening. that’s what I love about the way he authors write their stories. excellent keep up the good reporting.
Classic!
Classic!
Is this a joke? This has to be a joke… no way this is a true story.
Is this a joke? This has to be a joke… no way this is a true story.
AND she’s a mother of FOUR?
AND she’s a mother of FOUR?
OMG, only sailors would be accused of mutating a resistant strain of venereal disease.
OMG, only sailors would be accused of mutating a resistant strain of venereal disease.
Well, Olongapo is no longer a port for the Navy, so thanks NC for stepping up.
Well, Olongapo is no longer a port for the Navy, so thanks NC for stepping up.
This is too funny.. I’ll bet her Mamas proud!
This is too funny.. I’ll bet her Mamas proud!
Off-limits! Too funny
Off-limits! Too funny
dafuq did I just read?
dafuq did I just read?
I would bet,, that her other sister,, Syphless Sarah,, is pissed off over all the attention!
I would bet,, that her other sister,, Syphless Sarah,, is pissed off over all the attention!
Send her to Capitol Hill.
Send her to Capitol Hill.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
WoW It’s hard to believe that many , Now walks in the inspector to seek medical
Help so there is now there are 8001 …..what a epidemic ……. Sailors never learn.
WoW It’s hard to believe that many , Now walks in the inspector to seek medical
Help so there is now there are 8001 …..what a epidemic ……. Sailors never learn.
There are so many classic lines from this article. My favorite “Naval Base San Diego officials have added McCarthey’s vagina to the list of locations that are off-limits for sailors”.
There are so many classic lines from this article. My favorite “Naval Base San Diego officials have added McCarthey’s vagina to the list of locations that are off-limits for sailors”.
ha…..ha…….ha, ha……ha, ha, ha…….BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ha…..ha…….ha, ha……ha, ha, ha…….BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yeah, I think I dated her some years ago. She had a different name then.
Yeah, I think I dated her some years ago. She had a different name then.
The Services ought to make Recruiters promise the enlistee that he will get clap. It’s the sign of a man to be seen twisting the pipes on a urinal.
The Services ought to make Recruiters promise the enlistee that he will get clap. It’s the sign of a man to be seen twisting the pipes on a urinal.
TROPHY LOUNGE!
TROPHY LOUNGE!
This is a joke…right?
This is a joke…right?
OMFG!
20 years ago, it was Tiff’s mom, Angela, who was the San Diego Whore.
OMFG!
I am pretty sure I knew her Mother…She worked at the EM club..Imperial Beach NAS ’74.
I am pretty sure I knew her Mother…She worked at the EM club..Imperial Beach NAS ’74.
Next comes the phone call from Obama, apologizing for some one from the military deciding what happens to her body.
Next comes the phone call from Obama, apologizing for some one from the military deciding what happens to her body.
That’s the cream of the crop in Chula Vista.
That’s the cream of the crop in Chula Vista.
OMG. Another home run by DB!
OMG. Another home run by DB!
What I am deeply concerned about are the wives and girl friends of these guys. They all need to be checked as well. one also has to consider others that could have been affected as well.
What I am deeply concerned about are the wives and girl friends of these guys. They all need to be checked as well. one also has to consider others that could have been affected as well.
I use to warn my guys friends to be careful with the ladies at trophy loung. That place is call fish market lol…….
I use to warn my guys friends to be careful with the ladies at trophy loung. That place is call fish market lol…….
Wow…..crazy…!
Really though…. Is this real?
Really though…. Is this real?
yup u got the drip, drip, drip.and now they spread it to there buddies. what a way to slow down the navy.
yup u got the drip, drip, drip.and now they spread it to there buddies. what a way to slow down the navy.
This is pretty epic.
Sad
This is pretty epic.
well the saying,aint no muff to tough has just met its match with this bar slut tiffany mccarthy.i bet that smelly stench of a rotted camel toe is enough to debark a 400 year old oak tree.havnt these guys perfected the old scratch and sniff trick then jamming the finger up her nose and asking would you hit this nasty scum ridden snatch.
some people have the morals of an ally cat…Just saying
The Trophy Lounge hasn’t changed in the 30 years I’ve known the place existed.