Disney Buys Rights To Afghanistan From Department Of Defense
ARLINGTON, VA - In a surprise move that has caught many service-members off guard, the Pentagon announced plans to sell the rights to Afghanistan to the Walt Disney Corporation for $4.05 Billion.
"We have attempted to make Afghanistan the happiest place on earth and simply haven't gotten the job done," said Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta in a statemen…
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