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DoD announces casualty in war on Christmas

DoD announces casualty in war on Christmas

THE PENTAGON - Pentagon spokesperson George Little confirmed the death of a Specialist with the 3rd Brigade Combat Team last night in a suspected "Red on Green" attack.

According to a Pentagon press release, he was apparently killed by a man dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot. His attire was also tarnished with ashes and soot.

Little would not comment if the man was Santa himself, or a Taliban sympathizer dressed as Santa.

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