Jesus Announces Second Coming, Tells Westboro Baptist Church To Stop Being A-Holes
HEAVEN - In response to continued assertions by the Westboro Baptist Church of God's will, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ announced that he would be moving up his highly anticipated second coming and get his message out early.
In a press release from the Office of Public Affairs - Heaven, the Alpha and Omega indicated that he's rather disappointed that…
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