Shocking DoD-Wide Smut Inspection Finds Bras, Panties In Female Barracks
THE PENTAGON – A Pentagon-ordered inspection for inappropriate material in the workplace has turned up thousands of items of women’s underwear throughout the military, shocked sources confirmed.
Even more distressing to the all-male Joint Chiefs of Staff was that many females were found to be wearing a bra or panties at the time of the inspection.
“They just don’t get it,” said Adm. Jonathan W. Greenert, Chief of Naval Operations. “This is the stuff that makes a permissive environment for sexual harassment. It has no place on our females.”
Air Force Chief Gen Mark Welsh added “Just think of it. Piles and piles of panties. Some of them clean, some of them dirty… oh so dirty… filthy.. oh God."
Following his remark, Welsh fainted and required resuscitation.
Gen. Ray Odierno, Chief of Staff of the Army, concluded the press conference by bursting through his uniform, turning green and proclaiming “Odierno SMASH sexual assault! Puny panties no match for Chief of Staff!” then returning to his reg…
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