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Soldier Buffs Floor With Skill Of Casanova Penetrating A Young Venetian Handmaiden

Soldier Buffs Floor With Skill Of Casanova Penetrating A Young Venetian Handmaiden

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Oct 05, 2022
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FORT LEONARD WOOD — At two o'clock this morning, Specialist James Harrison buffed the battalion floor with a finesse reminiscent of the famed Italian amore, Giacomo Casanova, seducing an inexperienced young servant girl.

Harrison, much like the suave Italian lover, began with the subtle sounds of Vivaldi's Spring Concerto No. 1 in E Major. As the violin …

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