This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
9/11 truther mysteriously killed by falling building
KANSAS CITY, MO — A man known for harboring conspiracy theories over what happened on Sept. 11, 2001 was mysteriously killed today after a building fell on top of him during a controlled demolition, sources confirmed.
Jessie Evans, 27, a college dropout who often told people he was "just asking questions" and wore shirts that called for "9/11 truth" was crushed immediately. He was the publisher of the "Government 666 False Flag blog" which promoted the truth of what is actually going on in the world "for people who aren't just mindless sheep," according to the masthead.
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