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Report: Solution To Syria Chemical Weapons Crisis Result Of Drug And Alcohol Bender
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Report: Solution To Syria Chemical Weapons Crisis Result Of Drug And Alcohol Bender

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources confirm that the solution to the chemical weapons crisis in Syria came as a result of an all-night bender attended by Secretary of State John Kerry and Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel.

According to sources, Hagel texted Kerry stating that he felt overworked and needed a “wingman to blow off steam and bitch about my boss." Fell…

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