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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Government pamphlet: 'What to do when the veteran in your classroom attempts a mass shooting'

WASHINGTON, DC — Veterans groups are up in arms, figuratively speaking, over a new Department of Education pamphlet provocatively entitled "What To Do When The Veteran In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting."

The pamphlet is part of a new series of educational tools designed to help teachers cope with the rise of armed attacks in schools.

It follows similar instructional products like "What To Do When The Hispanic In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting," "What To Do When The Gay Student In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting," and "What To Do When The Special-Needs Child In Your Classroom Attempts A Mass Shooting."

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