Lee Harvey Oswald Quietly Added To CIA Memorial Wall G-Had November 22, 2013 News 65 Comments Follow Duffel Blog: LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely believed to have assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy, or someone dressed like him, in Dallas in 1963. The action does not appear to have been a prank. As of press time the extra star was still there, along with Oswald’s name listed in the memorial book, located between entries for fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop. A spokesman from the CIA refused to comment or elaborate on why the agency has added Oswald’s name to the memorial, only saying that after 50 years several documents had been declassified, which have “finally allowed the Agency to set the record straight.” The documents will be made available to the general public in another twenty years. Without any further information, CIA analysts were confused about what the action meant. “So wait, does that mean that the CIA was involved in the Kennedy assassination, or that Oswald just happened to be working for them at the time and got caught up in the dragnet, or what?” complained analyst Dean Paulino. “You can’t just do something like this and not explain it further!” Oswald’s alleged CIA connections date back to his time as a junior-enlisted radar operator in the Marines during the 1950s, when he was identified as an ideal candidate for covert intelligence work due to his nonjudicial punishment for assaulting a staff noncommissioned officer and his habit of negligent discharges while handling weapons. Conspiracy theorists are divided about what the CIA’s actions mean; some have argued that this new revelation changes everything, while others have argued it doesn’t change a thing. “I think the CIA’s admission that Oswald was killed on an agency mission finally proves there was government involvement in the Kennedy assassination,” explained conspiracy theorist Reuben Harris. Harris, who has already authored Who Cares? Why the Kennedy Assassination Only Matters To People Over Sixty, is writing a new book suggesting that the U.S. government killed Kennedy after he discovered their future plans to fake the moon landings and attack the World Trade Center. Other theorists disagree, suggesting that Oswald was always a red herring. “We’ve long suspected that Lee Harvey Oswald was actually killed in 1959 while leading an undercover CIA mission in Cuba against the Castro government,” explained theorist Fred Gordon. “We believe that the individual arrested on November 22, 1963 was actually a KGB assassin trained to impersonate Oswald by the Mafia as part of a false flag operation.” “Still, we’re happy to see that the CIA is finally coming clean, kinda sorta.” A group of conspiracy theorists, led by Oliver Stone, have already demanded an internal government investigation, which they peremptorily condemned as a complete whitewash. Gary Murakami says: September 11, 2014 at 5:44 PM cunning (well not that cunning) example of mocking humor used to undermine any coherent analysis of current malfeasance among our controllers. this net will catch a few and disillusion others…but soldier on…..since we currently live in a permanent war economy. Zane Talley says: July 2, 2014 at 1:28 PM anymore it is hard to know what to believe, just like e-mail that disappeared. Don Miles says: June 28, 2014 at 5:14 PM The truth is still another 50 years out. When that day comes our ancestors hopefully will have an idea (about JFK & 11/22/63, and if so will likely be as surprised as we would have been. Charles Magus says: June 28, 2014 at 9:58 AM Lee Harvey Oswald Was in Fact a Double Agent who was working for JFK! Oswald was pretending to work for the CIA whilst keeping an eye on any Covert Operations where the CIA creates a False Flag Event to blame it on the Cubans. It was Oswald that exposed the Bay of Pigs invasion where the CIA was behind the plot to Over throw the Cuban Government. That is why Kennedy shut them down. And the CIA were so pissed off with Kennedy. Kennedy by his Actions Prevented a Nuclear war that the Zionist Cabal Wanted. The Zionist Banksters and Israel are the Biggest Threat to Mankind. They have to be stopped before they carry out anothe False Flag Terrorist Attack like 9/11, It was MOSSAD Agents and the Bush Administration behind that Evil Event. There is one photo of Oswald outside the Book Depository as Kennedy was getting shot, so you know that he had nothing to do with Kennedy’s Death! Look no further than Kissinger, George Bush Senior, Ben Gurion and Vice President Lyndon Baines Johnson! The CIA Suspected a mole within their Zio-Nazi Organisation and figured it was Oswald, that is why they set him up for the Killing, only he never intended to shoot Kennedy. That is why he was outside at the time of the Killing, but he didn’t realize there would be multiple Assassins to Carry out the Assassination. There is also a Picture of Young George Bush Senior standing outside a building in Daliy Plaza just before the Shooting. David Perley says: June 24, 2014 at 10:14 PM Wat;ch Utube video “Why America lost the Vietnam War”.Sorry they didn’t include the Kent State massacre. I hope the great Judgment, by god,will punish in hell, the demons that blew the brains out of the finest man ever elected as president! Oswald was working for the govenment—had nothing to do with the assasination, and was clearly the Patsy, he said he was. I have talked to many citizens who now say they believe nothing the governent says about anything, and that includes for me, the ciminalization Of Ossama Bin Ladin, [SP] who had such kinkly eyes and gentle face! Let us hope that murder will out, though of course, the Sheeple will only believe what they ore told to believe. Angie Sylva says: June 24, 2014 at 12:59 PM Not funny, sick as they come. Marc Antomattei says: June 24, 2014 at 4:28 AM Totally fake. I couldn’t even make it to the end, just the 2nd paragraph. “Oswald’s name listed in the memorial book, located between entries for fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop.” Felix Leiter is James Bond’s best friend in the CIA and Charles Calthrop is from “The Day Of The Jackal”. You people are stupid sheep if you believe this. Kyndal A. Wilmoth says: June 23, 2014 at 5:44 PM my god ,people CAN”T be so stupid that they actually believe this shit,,,,,never mind I guess there are some pretty retarded people out there Axiom Seer says: June 23, 2014 at 10:14 AM this is a bullshit disinfo site under the guise of ” satire ” ! Gary Cobb says: June 22, 2014 at 11:43 AM It’s called PARODY, people! Mike McNulty says: June 22, 2014 at 5:13 AM Oswald added on the CIA Memorial Wall? If this be so, the government has no right to withhold any documents related to the JFK case. Likewise, the psychiatric records on LBJ must be released. Government is rogue. Terrorists sporting a 7% approval rating are inside the Beltway. Information being withheld by documented terrorists “For interests of National Security” is not a valid excuse anymore. All the documents must be released and now! Traitors will be hanged. Michael Esposito says: June 21, 2014 at 5:43 PM lee harvey oswald was set up Jerry Campbell says: June 21, 2014 at 1:58 PM Felix Lieter and Charles caltrop are fictional characters from spy novels….James bond and day of the jackal. I call bullshit. Leaf Green says: June 21, 2014 at 1:14 PM Obviously a parody Lucas Wainwright says: June 21, 2014 at 10:14 AM Let’s see his name was added between two agents who happen to be fictional characters. Felix Leiter, CIA agent in three of Ian Fleming’s James Bond FICTIONAL novels and FICTIONAL movies and Charles Calthrop a/k/a “The Jackal” from Fredrick Forsyth’s FICTIONAL novel the “Day of the Jackal” and the two movies based on that FICTION novel. CIA agents..one in FICTION and one not even related to the CIA in FICTION but a FICTIONAL character nonetheless Anonymous says: June 21, 2014 at 8:58 AM Another Conspiracy theory proven to be fact Mark Lemmon says: June 21, 2014 at 5:29 AM Ask pappy Bush senior… He was there for the killing all those years ago. Bill Gibbs says: June 3, 2014 at 4:43 PM What the Hell Does This Crap Mean ????? Mark O'Blazney says: May 1, 2014 at 10:09 AM Better here than with all them Hollywood types in from of the Chinese Theater. Anthony Risola says: April 30, 2014 at 1:54 AM Attention conspiracy nutbags: This a parody “The Onion”type report. It is satire(Google satire,unless you’re from Arizona,or some other pathetic place,then fire off your gun and jackoff). Houston Retrievers says: April 29, 2014 at 11:54 AM We need to change the law that removes the declassification period and forces government to always be accountable all the time. In 20 years most from the generation if not all will be dead! What a way to give yourself the power to break the law and be unaccountable by the people you wronged. This is gross abuse of authority. Where in the Constitution do they have the power to keep anything from us. Oh wait, National Security…. All these agencies are creating a National Security issue that is affecting out sovereignty. Don McCoy says: April 29, 2014 at 11:24 AM OK…Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop? Uh…so, is this a parody site? I don’t get it. Jeff Bean says: April 29, 2014 at 6:54 AM I guess your satire is waaaaaay too subtle for some of the geniuses who comment here! BTW, thanks for the chuckles. Bryan Latino says: April 29, 2014 at 4:39 AM I love how morons think these blogs are real word Michael Finnegan says: April 29, 2014 at 3:09 AM This article claims that Reuben Harris suggests Kennedy was assassinated in part because he uncovered a plot by the gov’t to attack the World Trade Center… of which ground breaking for its construction didn’t commence until 1966? Puh-leeze! He was murdered in Dallas because he was secretly a Steelers fan. Houston Retrievers says: April 29, 2014 at 1:09 AM The CIA has been operating in the US for years as an arm of the NSA. They recruit feminist, homosexuals, liberals and immigrants. They attempt to assist in micromanaging our lives from who we date and have children with, to the jobs we keep, and the kind of money we make. They believe they are the peacekeepers, but they are really just mentally ill sycophants whos days are numbered. You are being identified and listed as threats to our sovereignty and national security. Glen Jeans says: April 28, 2014 at 11:24 PM Between Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop? Felix Leiter? All these years I’ve thought that Ian Fleming invented him. Connery’s character exposed more then we knew when he sad, “Felix Leiter, you old fraud,,,” Josh Noble says: April 28, 2014 at 9:09 PM This golden oldie of a story has brought the illiterate conspiracy kooks in. Time to sit back and enjoy the insanity! Anonymous says: April 28, 2014 at 7:10 PM Or it could mean that Kennedy was a KGB agent and Oswald took necessary action to save the US. Billy Singleton says: April 28, 2014 at 6:25 PM This article must be satire. This quote kinda gives it away “Harris, who has already authored Who Cares? Why the Kennedy Assassination Only Matters To People Over Sixty, is writing a new book suggesting that the U.S. government killed Kennedy after he discovered their future plans to fake the moon landings and attack the World Trade Center.” Tony Hunt says: April 28, 2014 at 8:24 AM The Kennedy assassination has meant more to people UNDER 60 than most realize. The confused adverserial state of our politics for one. JFK’s assassination brought what America was down. Period. Patrick B Gawne says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Wow. The Horror. The Horror. Monte Anderssen says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Nicely done fellas, nicely done! Anonymous says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM at this point, what does it matter? Hugh Dodwell says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Actually laughed out loud. Nicholas Sgherzi says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM So, nobody else has been able to figure out this satire yet? Stephen Briggs says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Future plans to attack rhe WTC? They didn’t open until 1971, construction didn’t start until 1968, and the design wasn’t done until 1964. This guy needs to substitute “douche” for “duffel”. Eric Palmer says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM I saw a USMC documentary called “Full Metal Jacket”. The Marines all agreed that Oswald fired from that book suppository building. Kelly Madaris says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM The world trade centers were not even built when Kennedy was shot… That’s a lot of trouble to go through to build two buildings then wait for them to gain popularity, create a disturbance with Al Qaeda over 30 years and then blow them up nearly 40 years later.. Now I might believe the moon landings being faked, but doubt that was the reason either. Juan Viche says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM http://tekgnosis.typepad.com/tekgnosis/2013/11/jfk-murder-truth-telling-heading-to-the-grassy-knoll-on-november-22nd-50th-anniversary.html Josh Noble says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM There were at least 17 bullets fired from six different directions, including Gov. Connally. It wasn’t captured on the Zapruder film, but he turned around. And Jackie turning around to plead for help was actually her firing the finishing shot. This was kind of overkill, in my opinion. Bob Poston says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM ‘ Why the Kennedy Assassination Only Matters To People Over Sixty’. Great Title and reflects my grand kids thoughts! Love it! Sean Whitenton says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM This needs to be thoroughly investigated by congress. For crying out loud, a SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT WAS ASSASSINATED BY A CIA EMPLOYEE. How can you ignore that? I’m writing my congressman immediately. Anonymous says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Perhaps the Marine Corps should posthumously award Oswald the Expert Shooting Badge, the badge that so eluded him during his stint in the Corps.. Taff Hughes says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM ‘For] fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop’. Like it. But then surely Leiter was only maimed by in that shark tank? Or is that what we’re supposed to believe …? Erich Maria de Villiers says: January 3, 2014 at 1:39 AM Actually it was the Knights Templars who landed on the Moon first. This explains not only why they killed JFK but also why all the Apollo astronauts were Free Masons.