Entire Military Has No Idea What Happened Last Night, But It Was Probably Bad

It’s New Years Day, and as is the custom, we’re probably still drunk and hungover. But we still found it important to look back on 2013 to see the stories that gripped the American military. These were the most popular Duffel Blog stories of the year (some were published last year, but we went by the most-read):

Tom Cruise Returns From 39th Combat Deployment To Burbank, California

New DoD Policy To Assign Rank To Military Spouses

Meet The Porn Star Who’s A Lieutenant In The Army Reserves

Pentagon Scraps Lightsaber Weapons Program, Gross Misconduct

Marine Infantrywoman Checks Into Unit, Buys Ford Mustang At 46% Interest

Captain Charged With Manslaughter After Leaving Lieutenant Unattended In Parked Car

Soldier Responds To Letter From A First Grader

Soldier Writes Writes Letter To NFL Player Who Bashed ‘Unskilled’ Military

Applebee’s Declares Bankruptcy After Offering Free Alcohol For Veterans Day

Outgoing Company Commander: ‘I Hate You All’

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What was your favorite Duffel Blog story? Let us know in the comments.