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A-10 Warthog Seen Crying On Sidelines After Being Cut From Defense Team

THE PENTAGON — A U.S. Air Force A-10 Warthog ground attack plane was seen sulking and sobbing on the sidelines of the Pentagon’s sporting complex, after it was completely cut from the national defense team on Monday.

“I work my ass off out there. I practice more than half these guys,” said the A-10 in between sobs. “How the hell could they choose the F-35 over me? For a so-called ‘stealth fighter’, he sure is getting intercepted a whole heck of a lot.”

While picking teams for its annual scrimmage against North Korea, the U.S. National Security team picked the Global Hawk drone, the F-35, and budget levels from before World War II. Forced to sit and watch from the bench were the A-10, the U-2 spy plane, and thousands of soon-to-be unemployed soldiers and Marines.

“They’ve got a fucking tank on the team. A TANK. But they don’t pick me?” A-10 asked reporters. “What kind of bizarro world are we living in?”

At press time, Air Force Chief Gen. Mark Welsh was seen pushing the A-10 into a locker and stealing its lunch money.

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Brian Smith
1 year 10 months ago

I love the chock! Safety first knuckleheads!!! Looks like it’s going to take a little more than a stiff breeze to get that one moving again.

Robyn Blanpied
1 year 10 months ago

As the CSAF has told us all for decades: “if you ain’t a fighter pilot, you ain’t shit.” Which left the other 90% of the AF Officer’s Corps thinking “if you are a fighter pilot, you ARE shit.” We were right..


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Jake Weiser
2 years 4 months ago

They chocked it? Really?

Benjamin Varner
2 years 4 months ago

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