Top 13 Jobs Navy SEALs Take After Service

Navy SEALs are among the best of the best of today’s military, but many move on to bigger and better things beyond having ripped abs and shooting things. We consulted with a number of both Navy SEAL and career experts to find the top jobs that many Navy SEALs transition into.

#13: Author of yet another goddamn Navy SEAL booksealbooks

#12: Token Military Analyst on the Fox News Channelfoxnew

#11: Extremely annoying CrossFit Trainercrossfit

#10: Loud asshole at bar talking politicsbar

#9: Governor of some hellhole wasteland midwestern state/conspiracy theoristventura

#8: CEO of major military contractor firm that will be later accused of war crimes and thrown out of country where it protects State Dept. officials

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#7: Overpaid technical consultant for military movies


#6: Unintelligible juvenile delinquent boot camp instructorboot

#5: Political candidate who mentions he was a Navy SEAL a few hundred timespol

#4: International drug smugglerdrugmoney

#3: Porn star


#2: Unemployed man living in mother’s basementunemploy

#1: Former Navy SEAL/nobodynobody

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