Wolf Blitzer Shot Trying To Infiltrate Gaza Strip In Underground Tunnel
GAZA — Wolf Blitzer, the host of CNN's "The Situation Room" who is currently reporting from Jerusalem on the conflict between Israel and Hamas, was shot multiple times by unknown assailants during a live broadcast from supposed underground "terror tunnels" in the Gaza strip, sources confirmed.
"HAPPENING NOW, WE'RE TAKING YOU BELOW THE GAZA STRIP FOR AN EXCLUSIVE... LOOK INSIDE THE 'TERROR TUNNELS' USED BY HAMAS... MILITANTS," said Blitzer — using his trademark dramatic pauses — to his viewers, most of whom are still unsure whether he's yelling or just has a really loud voice.
On an exclusive tour roughly 45 feet below ground, Blitzer, accompanied by the Israeli military, revealed an elaborate tunnel network apparently used by Hamas militants so they could strike inside Israel.
"THIS IS TRULY SOPHISTICATED... UH TUNNELS. YOU GET THE SENSE THAT IT MUST HAVE TAKEN A LONG... TIME, TO BUILD," Blitzer screamed, or said in his normal voice, depending on whether you had your television volume s…
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