Mystery Odor: Somebody Shat Themselves, Or Sgt. Bersekutu's Lunch?
FORT HOOD, Tex. — Soldiers in the 797th EOD Company spent lunchtime trying to identify the strong odors emanating from the dayroom. Speculation about the source ranged from "butthole supernova" to "Sgt. Razak Bersekutu microwaving" his "ethnic food," sources say.
“It smelled like the taint of a One Percenter after he spent all day in a trailer making met…
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