This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Special Forces, 75th Rangers build 'no girls allowed' club house
FORT BENNING, Ga. – The 75th Ranger Regiment has vacated its headquarters on Main Post Fort Benning and moved into a club house in the mountains near Dahlonega, Ga., according to sources in the base commander's office.
Witnesses report the new club house sports a “No Girls Allowed” banner, and is also occupied by the senior leadership of the Navy SEALs, Army Special Forces, and Joint Special Operations Command.
Lt. Gen. Raymond Thomas, Commander of Joint Special Operations Command stated, “My medical team confirms men can contract cooties through kissing, hugging, and by sharing Ranger Tabs with women.”
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