Vets With Similar Combat Experiences Try One-Upping Deployment Masturbation Stories
Jimmy’s Tavern — Two Army veterans with similar experiences in combat have been unable to top each other's tales from Iraq and Afghanistan and now transitioned to stories of masturbation, sources confirmed.
“These two guys are regulars, and I usually ignore their B.S, but this time it was over the line,” said bartender Jimmy Montoya. “We had kids in the …
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