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Soldiers thrilled by new DoD sperm storage program that allows masturbation on duty

Soldiers thrilled by new DoD sperm storage program that allows masturbation on duty

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Oct 05, 2022
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THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced last week a new retention initiative, offering to store eggs and sperm for the service members whose reproductive organs the Pentagon has spent years of irradiating. Officials are hoping that this incentive will help retain service-members of child-bearing age, sources said.

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