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Here's an article full of classified info, because who even gives a shit anymore?

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 3 minutes

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1537

FBI Director James Comey said on Tuesday that Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless” with classified information being sent over her private email server, but he said no charges should be filed.

So we’re just going to release a bunch of classified information right here, because really, who even gives a shit anymore?

Here goes.

Your favorite interpreter lost his visa paperwork because Stephanie at the State Department is a pill head.

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