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Afghanistan rolls eyes, checks watch, lights cigarette as US takes forever to pull out

Afghanistan rolls eyes, checks watch, lights cigarette as US takes forever to pull out

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Oct 05, 2022
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KABUL, Afghanistan — Following President Barack Obama’s announcement on Wednesday that more troops than initially planned will stay in Afghanistan, the war torn country reportedly rolled its eyes, glanced at its bootleg Rolex watch and lit an unfiltered Pines cigarette.

“Good Allah, the United States is taking for-ehhh-ver to pull out,” said Afghanistan.…

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