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Trump vows to deport all illegal aliens from Area 51

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Oct 05, 2022
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NEW YORK — President-elect Donald Trump has vowed to “immediately deport” all “illegal aliens” from Area 51 at Groom Lake, Nevada, after learning of the top secret collection of extraterrestrials during a classified briefing, which he live-tweeted on Friday evening.

“What we are going to do is get the aliens that have done weird stuff, blowing up cows an…

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