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Change Of Command

Change-of-command fart leads to change-of-boxers

CAMP LEJEUNE, NC —  An unexpected fart during 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing's change-of-command ceremony on Tuesday led to a change of boxers for Sgt. Maj. Samuel Beckett, his wife Patti confirmed. "Brand new ones he just got for Christmas from…

Outgoing Commander: ‘I Still Hate You All’

The following address was delivered by Capt. Vince Williams at his Headquarters Company change of command ceremony. Good morning everyone. I won’t start with our battalion motto because the very sound of it makes my stomach curdle and my…

Outgoing Company Commander: ‘I Hate You All’

The following is a transcript of outgoing company commander Capt. Vince Miller’s change of command speech: Good morning everyone. I’d normally begin with our unit motto, but after two and a half years of starting every meeting and…