SPC Smith Really Wants You To Do Police Call, Claims 1SG Said To
FORT BRAGG, NC - SPC Jason Smith is a high-speed E-4. He has been in the Army for ten, count em', ten years. During his service, he's been put in charge of a lot of things. CQ Duty, KP Duty, TOC Beautification, barracks cleaning details, and pretty much any other type of detail you can name. Right now, he's in charge of a police call, and he really wishes you would get it done.
"Hey man, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just saying. This came straight down from Top, man. I didn't make this shit up. Just go do the police call so 1SG is happy man. Look, I know it's bullshit but I'm just telling you what I was told. Hey, hey, listen here. I've been in the Army for ten freaking years. I know police calls like the back of my hand and I know how much they suck, but when Top says go get some guys and get a police call going, I do what I'm told. I guess that's why I'm not an E-5 yet man, I don't like breaking this kind of news to troops. Seriously though, get the fuck going on that police call, …
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