Soldier Home from Afghanistan Face Down in Ultimate Nachos, Wife
FORT BRAGG, NC — During a year-long tour in Afghanistan as a member of the 82nd Airborne Division, Specialist Frank Alvarado longed for the creature comforts of home.
He wished he could go to his favorite restaurant, Buffalo Wild Wings, and eat his favorite food — Ultimate Nachos.
But most of all, he wished he could spend time with his wife, Maria, to whom he has been married for five years.
Now that Alvarado has returned home, both his wishes have come true.
Alvarado’s unit flew into Ft. Bragg's Pope Field on Wednesday, where Alvarado was greeted by Maria. From the airport, the couple left and stopped at Buffalo Wild Wings on Skibo Road and ordered 7 platters of Ultimate Nachos to-go.
They then retreated to their Fayetteville home where, according to a source who wishes to remain anonymous, SPC Alvarado “dove in right away” and has since then, been alternately face down in Ultimate Nachos or his wife.
The source reports that Alvarado has remained face down in nachos or his wife for the las…
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