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Teenage Enlistee Negates Oath of Enlistment With Fingers Crossed Behind Back

Teenage Enlistee Negates Oath of Enlistment With Fingers Crossed Behind Back

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Oct 05, 2022
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NEW ORLEANS, LA - Earlier today, Private Jackson Smith took the oath of enlistment, which would make him a proud soldier in the United States Army. But the joke is on Smith’s superiors because he secretly crossed his fingers behind his back as he recited the hallowed words – thereby nullifying anything he was promising to do.

“I had some second thoughts,…

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