Local Man Confirms Tough Mudder Race Is Practically The Same Thing As Combat

AUSTIN, TX — A local man has revealed that — despite there being no enemy to attack, bullets whizzing by your head, or soul-crushing bureaucracy to deal with long after being injured on the battlefield — the Tough Mudder adventure race is practically the same thing as military combat.

"Now I haven't been in combat per se," said 22-year-old software devel…