JAG LAWYER: If You Make A Storyboard, It's Not A War Crime
The following is an informational piece written by a prominent JAG lawyer who wishes to remain anonymous.
Alright, listen up dickheads. I'm going to drop a bomb of knowledge on you so big you'll think you're back on the block in Boston. Too soon you say? Well fuck off and pay attention. I'm sick of reading the news everyday and seeing you idiots plastered all over the front page. Pissing on dead bodies, killing civilians, chucking a puppy off a cliff, all of these things will get your ass a one way ticket to Fort Leavenworth.
Unless you make a storyboard!
We've been at war for over 12 years. You people really think these isolated incidents are the only fucked up things going on over there? Hell no! But unlike the rest of you half-wits, the real veterans know how to do that shit and get away with it.
Your squad leader shot a kid in the face during a patrol? Make a storyboard.
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