Deployed Soldier Has 'Walking Dead' Spoiled By Inconsiderate Asshole On Facebook
Warning: Possible spoilers to follow.
KABUL — A soldier deployed to Afghanistan with the 82nd Airborne Division has once again had his enjoyment of a well-loved show seriously damaged by terrible civilians posting plot spoilers on Facebook.
"That asshole Don Fletcher," said Spc. Jonathon Guston, as he slammed the door of the internet cafe, striding sternly toward the smoke pit and pulling a comfort menthol out of his cargo pocket. "Is it too much to ask that you not post ‘RIP Andrea’ when I haven’t even made it halfway through last season? And what is this new shit about something called Terminus? Jesus, he's going to ruin the whole series for me!"
"Do I call him up and tell him the ending to the new Avengers movie just because we got it on haji bootleg here a week before the US release date?” he added.
Puffing inconsolably on his cigarette, Guston pondered aloud that this same shit happened earlier in the deployment when another friend, Staff Sgt. Cam Clark, emailed him about the infamou…
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