VA: Please Hold. You Should Hang Up And Just Watch Cat Videos Instead
We appreciate you holding. The VA is experiencing a higher-than-average volume of calls this week. Calls are answered in the order they are received. Someone should be able to assist you in [ONE] minutes.
From the lakes of Minnesota … to the hills of Tennessee …
Did you know that you can check the status of your claim by going online? Point your browser to w-w-w dot claims dot veterans dot medical dot va dot gov, forward-slash medical, forward-slash veterans, forward-slash claims, forward-slash 404 dot vagov dot current, forward-slash aspx dot com, forward-slash va.gov, forward-slash 404.html##.
Across the plains of Texas! From sea to shining sea …
Your call is important to us. Someone should be able to assist you in [ONE] minutes with your call about [INVALID MENU ENTRY].
From Detroit down to Houston … from New York to L.A. …
A claims representative should be with you [SHORTLY]. Your call is important to us. Just hang up and kill yourself. Someone should be able to assist you in [ONE] minu…
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