Marine Hopes For 'Boots On The Ground' In Syria To Leave Wife, Serve Country
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — A U.S. Marine stationed at Camp Pendleton is reportedly praying that the president commits to "boots on the ground" in Syria so that he can get away from his wife as well "answering his nation's call or whatever," sources confirmed.
"I've been deployed now to Iraq twice, Afghanistan once," said Sgt. Neil Tack of 3rd Battalion, 5th Marines. "This is what I live for. To get the hell away from my goddamn nagging wife, oh, and umm, to go out there and engage the enemy in close combat."
Sources confirmed Tack hopes he can be deployed to war for at least six months so he can finally get some peace and quiet away from Susie, his wife of six years. Further, the sergeant hopes to not have to deal with that woman he "kind of loves, I guess" who constantly wants him to fix stuff up around the house, take out the garbage cans, or wants to cuddle — usually when he's playing Playstation 4, drinking, or watching football.
"Me and my Marines have worked for this for so long. We …
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