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Navy Celebrates Lonely 239th Birthday In Bed With Pint Of Ice Cream

Navy Celebrates Lonely 239th Birthday In Bed With Pint Of Ice Cream

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Navy celebrated its 239th birthday locked inside its bedroom, gorging itself on a pint of Ben & Jerry’s “Chubby Hubby,” sources confirmed Monday. Sources also told Duffel Blog that the muffled dialogue of a Sex and the City marathon could be heard over a crescendo of unintelligible sobs through the door.

“Honestly, I’d probabl…

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