How The Sergeant Major Stole Christmas
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Every Troop
Down in Troop-ville Liked Christmas a lot …
But the Sergeant Major Ensconced in his office Did NOT!
The Sergeant Major hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Some thought TBI or his unfaithful wife was the reason. It could be his safety brief wouldn't download quite right. It could be, perhaps, his glow belt was too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his manhood was two sizes too small.
But, Whatever the reason, His junk or marital woes, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Joes, Staring down at leave requests, ensuring each was denied Nothing pleased him as much as making a soldier cry For he knew every one in the barracks beneath Was busy now, packing for Christmas leave.
"And they'll wear civilian clothes!" he snarled with a sneer. "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, his his heart as hard as rock, "I MUST find a way to prevent the Christmas leave block!"…
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