Fort Hood Achieves Record-High 1½ Star Yelp Score

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FORT HOOD, Texas — Leaders at the Fort Hood military base in Texas are hailing the 50 percent improvement to their Yelp page that has brought their rating up to 1½ stars, sources confirmed this morning.

“They’ve really turned this place around,” said Spc. Tara Stevens, admitting she recently amended her Yelp rev…