Opinion: Thanks For All The Vengeance
The following is an opinion article written by Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Prophet of God and Apostle of Islam (Peace be upon him).
In the name of God the Beneficent, the Merciful,
I have a message to my brothers of the faith who shot up the French satirical newspaper in my name: Great job!
More than anyone else, you clearly understand the message revealed to me by God in the Holy Quran about the need for indiscriminate murder: the prayers, the fasting, the pilgrimage, the alms, and the slaughter. You guys nailed it!
It's so refreshing in this day and age to know that people truly understand the message of Islam. For a while I was worried about the lack of explicit instructions in the Quran to murder anyone who draws me. If people could draw pictures of me, some ignorant Muslims might start fanatically worshipping me as divine, and nobody wants that.
However, I see now that in God's infinite wisdom and judgment, explicit instructions were not necessary.
Nothing could be closer to the message…
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