Pro-American Brand Launches 'Tapped Out' Patriotic Casket Line
Pro-American clothing company Hard 4 America LLC has launched a new line of patriotic caskets for active and former troops, Duffel Blog has learned.
“Based on overwhelming demand for more military, patriotic, and elitist-themed apparel for active and former service-members, we have decided to expand our product line to allow our customers the option to express their patriotic, right-wing stances even after they’ve been killed in action,” said Jason Jennings, the CEO and Founder of Hard 4 America.
“Although more than likely most of our customers will die due to high cholesterol or alcohol poisoning," he added.
At a fallen heroes fundraising event on Monday, Hard 4 America unveiled some of its initial designs. According to the company's press packet, the names and descriptions include:
“I Died for Your Freedom” — Chrome model, available in Black, Infantry Blue, or Blood Red
Straight and to the point. Let those civilian pogues know why they have the freedom to sit around and cry at some funer…
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