BREAKING: Page Actually Unintentionally Left Blank
RANDOLPH AFB, TX – The United States Air Force is on the verge of collapse today after it was discovered that a page within Air Force Instruction 91-202 was actually unintentionally left blank, Duffel Blog has learned.The page, which was ostensibly page 12-5 of AFI 91-202, the Air Force instruction that ironically governs the Air Force's Mishap Prevention Program, was unintentionally left blank due to a yet-to-be-deciphered error that possibly originated somewhere in the Middle East.
“It’s bad. Really bad,” said Staff Sgt. Jose Maldonado, a supply clerk with 902d Mission Support Group at Randolph.
“Typically we have controls for this sort of incident. If a page is supposed to be blank, we’re supposed to put something on it that lets everyone know that it’s supposed to be blank. You can’t just have blank pages all over the place without something on them explaining why it’s blank. It would destroy everything we’ve worked for.”
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