New staff officer chow hall serves nothingburgers, self-licking ice cream cones
FORT LEE, Va. – In a new trial program being tested at the Logistics Warrior Center of Excellence, staff officers will finally be able to eat some of the foods they can’t stop talking about.
“Two hour meetings that run through the lunch hour are especially hard, since everyone keeps talking about food,” said Capt. Clark Eggleston, a planner with the 56th IBCT S3 shop. “Now, after I ride the cheese grater, I can get cheese.”
The program is focused on developing nothingburgers, the staff officer favorite for sharing with higher ups and subordinates alike. The burgers are served on disposable paper “slides” with a selection of toppings.
“The grab-and-go line had an actual bag of dicks!” said Eggleston. “Now when the Commander tells me to go eat some, I’ll know where to go instead of having to send out an RFI.”
Soup sandwiches have grown in popularity with the operations NCO crowd who grew up with them through the ranks.
Natick Labs stepped up for the project, testing design after design for t…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Duffel Blog to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.