DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Eazy-E gives your weekend safety brief
Eazy is my name and you best not be….
Straight outta condoms…
Y'all are brothers from another mutha
And make believe the bitches all love ya
Heinous motherfuckers raisin' hell
And if you ever get caught you’ll skip bail
See you don’t give a fuck, that’s the problem
You see a motherfuckin' thot, you don’t dodge ‘em
You rock hard, game? No, pant a while
And when you see that big ass, you riled
To me it’s kind of funny, head first in that pussy you divin’
But don’t know how bad she been ho’in
You lookin’ for the one they call sleazy
But here’s a flash: they ain't all easy
Clueless, your drunk ass stagger in the dark
Seconds after you drop yo load
You in your car and pass out from inebriation
And hear the scream of the tires before the crash devastation
I hear a little jingle on my phone and I’m trippin’
I’ll leave a legacy no one will be forgettin’
So what about the boot with crotch rot? That fucker?
You think I give a damn about a boot? I ain't a sucker
This is a stern warning of the NJP
And if you ever fuck …
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