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ENTITLED? This MILLENNIAL went to SCHOOL for THREE WEEKS and wants to be praised FOREVER

FORT BENNING, Ga. — Wow! Can you believe this generation? This MILLENNIAL wasn’t even at Fort Benning long enough to get mail in Georgia, but he thinks he should get special treatment for the REST OF HIS LIFE.

Can you believe the sense of entitlement?

Pfc. Ethan Davis, who hasn’t even been in the Army for a year, thinks that just because he went to Airborne School, everything is about him. He yells Airborne at strangers and changes the words of TRADITIONAL army songs to be about his little elitist club.

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