This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Army planners solve Korea tensions with proposal to move Seoul 300 miles south
SEOUL — American military planners in South Korea have developed a solution to avoid civilian casualties in the event of a war with North Korea, sources confirmed today.
"If this thing ever kicks off with North Korea, Seoul is gonna get slimed with all sorts of chem, hammered with artillery, and maybe even a nuke," said Lt. Col. Jim Johnson, a planner with US Forces Korea. "No matter how long we looked at the problem we just couldn’t think of a way out of this mess.”
Then inspiration struck.
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